[Contest] Win an Optimizely T-Shirt. What are your T-Shirt slogan ideas?

by Optimizely ‎04-16-2015 April 16, 2015

We are in the process of designing new T-Shirt swag to distribute at Optimizely events (including Opticon)! What better way to design a T-Shirt that rocks than ask the people who will be rocking it? 

 

What T-Shirt slogan would you like to see? Which of the suggested T-Shirt slogans below do you like the best? Click the kudos button to place your vote. 

 

Rules:

  • The slogan must be appropriate to wear in public. 
  • The slogan must be related to Optimizely, or CRO, or personalization, or data, or analytics, or testing...you get the idea

Based on your feedback, we'll be creating and ordering new T-Shirts. We'll ship a brand new T-Shirt to the people who post the 10 most popular slogan ideas Smiley Happy Don't forget to share & encourage your friends to vote for your own idea! 

 

 

 

Comments
by GrantW
‎04-16-2015 April 16, 2015

Now with 10% more engagement.

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by mscccc
‎04-16-2015 April 16, 2015

"statistically significant, or nah?"

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by Optimizely
‎04-16-2015 April 16, 2015 - edited ‎04-16-2015 April 16, 2015
  1. "We don't always declare winers, but when we do, they're statistically significant."
  2. "Personlization is coming." <with Ned Stark or Jon Snow in the background>
  3. "Enabling the world to turn data into action since 2010."
  4. "Boldly optimizing where no one has optimized before."
  5. "Hi, I'm Rob Lowe, and I use Optimizely." "And I'm HiPPO Rob Lowe, and I can't lower my bounce rate."
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by Optimizely
‎04-16-2015 April 16, 2015
1. I Hate HiPPOS (alt, "NO HiPPOs Allowed")
 
image could show an illustration of a hippo wearing a fancy suit in a boardroom and glasses, with a red 'ghostbusters's style' over a regular hippo illustration.
 
alt, A hippo not served at a bar, bartender pointing to a sign reading 'No HiPPOs Allowed' with an Optimizely logo on it subtlely.  
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by Leanne
‎04-16-2015 April 16, 2015
S.F. Stat of Mind
- Show a statistics equation overlaid a skyline of the city
- This could be personalized to different cities
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by Optimizely
‎04-16-2015 April 16, 2015

Optimize THIS!

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by Optimizely
‎04-16-2015 April 16, 2015
  1. Let The Data Decide
  2. It's All About The EXPERIENCE
  3. Data Driven
  4. "Let's Test It"
  5. Data + Creativity
  6. Turn Data Into Action
  7. Optimize You Life
  8. Data Is My Drug
  9. A/B
  10. Hypothesize. Test. Evaluate. Repeat.
  11. iTest
  12. iOptimize
  13. Life Is An Experiment
  14. Experimentation > Intuition
  15. Let's Get Personal
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by Optimizely
‎04-16-2015 April 16, 2015

Talk Data to me

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by Optimizely
‎04-16-2015 April 16, 2015

I'd test that

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by Optimizely
‎04-16-2015 April 16, 2015

Do you delete your cookies or eat your cookies? (+Cookie Monster)

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by Optimizely
‎04-16-2015 April 16, 2015

Are you hitting on me? Or are you just tracking my cookies?

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by Optimizely
‎04-16-2015 April 16, 2015

Get tested

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by Optimizely
‎04-16-2015 April 16, 2015

1 line of javascript + 1 cup of java = An optimized morning

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by jerryaus
‎04-16-2015 April 16, 2015

- I'm a winning variation from conception.

- My daddy is statisticaly significant better than yours

- I passed the test

- Beautiful on the outside and intelligent inside. 

 

 

 

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by GrantW
‎04-17-2015 April 17, 2015

Data > Opinions

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by Optimizely
‎04-17-2015 April 17, 2015

"Who's your data?"

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by Optimizely
‎04-17-2015 April 17, 2015

"Are you into personalization? 'Cause I'd love to focus on your attributes."

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by conradical
‎04-17-2015 April 17, 2015 - edited ‎04-17-2015 April 17, 2015

They call me The Rooster. Because I CRO everyday.

 

Smiley Tongue

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by Optimizely
‎04-17-2015 April 17, 2015

This is starting to turn into a pun competition Smiley Tongue

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by GrantW
‎04-17-2015 April 17, 2015

Or pick up lines that are only understood in Silicon Valley.

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by Optimizely
‎04-17-2015 April 17, 2015

Mo'Data Mo'Money

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by famyklebust
‎04-20-2015 April 20, 2015 - edited ‎04-20-2015 April 20, 2015
  • "Winning Variation"
  • "I'm Experimental"
  • "Perfection — One Hypothesis At A Time"
  • "q ∗ ( ˆθn)"
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by Optimizely
‎04-20-2015 April 20, 2015

Perhaps overdone at this point, but:

 

"Keep Calm And Optimize On"

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by famyklebust
‎04-21-2015 April 21, 2015

One shirt with "Variant A" and one with "Variant B".

Level 2
by famyklebust
‎04-21-2015 April 21, 2015

"Always Be Testing"

Level 2
by Conrad
‎04-21-2015 April 21, 2015 - edited ‎04-21-2015 April 21, 2015

Test Everything.

(Like a Maury episode) Smiley Wink

Level 1
by SumaW
‎04-22-2015 April 22, 2015 - edited ‎04-22-2015 April 22, 2015

1. Word bubble with all the buzz words around AB testing

 

2. SHHHH  .... We are testing!

 

3. Testing is more than banging keys

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by
‎04-23-2015 April 23, 2015

Surely @conradical is onto the winner here! That is brilliant..

 

"Testing is as easy as A/B/C"

 

"I Test, Therefore I Am!"

Level 11
by Conrad
‎04-30-2015 April 30, 2015

Data don't lie.

Yo baby ugly.

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by Conrad
‎04-30-2015 April 30, 2015

This shirt is hypothetically awesome.

Until proven otherwise.

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by lstude
‎04-30-2015 April 30, 2015

We had a few winners over @clearhead - http://clearhead.me/post/82397141743/sweet-tees

 

Maybe @Mattywish would be willing to part with one Smiley Wink

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by Optimizely
‎04-30-2015 April 30, 2015

@Conrad - I love your most recent slogan idea. This is great. 

 

We're actually doing an internal review of the top voted slogans right now, so we'll have a winner and mock-up of the T-Shirt to you all very soon! 

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by Optimizely
‎05-14-2015 May 14, 2015

Hi Everyone! The final slogan that was chosen by the Optimizely team from the most highly voted submissions was "Talk Data To Me." Please fill out this form here before end of day on Wednesday 5/20 and I will get your T-Shirt in the mail as soon as they arrive from the printing company. 

 

Here is the form to fill out with your preferred T-Shirt size and delivery address: 

http://goo.gl/forms/dxICZrzDFg

 

Thanks for all your creative ideas!

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