Not really sure if there's already a solution, but it would be cool if Optimizely data could be ported out into Zapier or made it available to read from an IoT device. Amazon Echo integration?
"Alexa, how are my Optimizely tests doing today?"
"Your running test, Testing testing, variation A is up 4%, variation B is down 1%. Would you like to adjust traffic?"
"Yes, make variation A visible for 80% of traffic"